arrive AFTER the movie has already started.
use your cell phone's flashlight to find your seats while carrying a ton of stuff so your light is shining all over the place
instead of choosing seats in the almost empty theater away from everyone so as to not disturb them with your flashlight, ton of stuff and two children...NOPE go for the row that is right next to everyone else who happened to get to the theater early to choose good seats!
bring your two children who didn't want to see the movie...you were just there to see the movie yourself.
bring tons of stuff to keep said children occupied so while they weren't bugging you at all because you've been ignoring them since birth, their noise was only annoying to the people you chose to sit next to.
make sure the stuff you brought to keep your kids occupied is extra noisy...like potato chips in a crinkly bag and nice crackly water bottles.
ignore the fact that your child keeps hopping up during the movie using the seat in front of him as a brace...and pulling the hair of the person who was sitting there.
also ignore the fact that your child is sick and spewing germs all over the people that you chose to sit near because well you're an idiot who thinks that staying home when sick is for the weak.