Tuesday, October 12, 2010

A daughter in mourning...

IM convo cuz we're both on computers...only 20 feet apart.



Darly says: OMW, there's an AMERICAN GIRL COMMERCiAL
RENEE says: on tv?
Darly says: no  the site, but I think it will be on tv soon
I HATE YOU MATTEL (owner of AG)
RENEE says: y b sick & cry (note: she had emocions for sick & crying) oh cuz they're cheapening the dollies?
Darly says: Cry cuz ag's going in the pitts,
RENEE says: sorry hun
Darly says: Sick because MATTEL IS SICK
RENEE says: you could boycott them  stop buying their stuff
Darly says: Soon they'll be all plastic, have gient boobs,
Huge butts,
RENEE says: gient?
Darly says: GIANT
RENEE says: they already have huge butts
Darly says: bigger butts
RENEE says: boycott, boycott
Darly says: Teeny itsy bitsy waists,
RENEE says: no more mattel stuff in my house
Darly says: I wisk  WISH
RENEE says: sounds like barbie
Darly says: exactly
RENEE says: life in plastic...it's fantastic!
Darly says: That's why i'm gonna go to the ag store, and SCREAM at everyone there that Mattel is DORKS
NO IT'S NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT (in response to my life in plastic remark)
RENEE says: ummm I don't think I can take you to the AG store to make a scene  I thought you wanted to work there
Darly says: the whole point of AG's was NOT to be like barbies
Eh, DID
RENEE says: I know, but then the original owner sold out and made millions
Darly says: It was for them to be encouraging girls to make the best out of childhood
RENEE says: now Mattel is driving them into the ground
Darly says: NOW MY CHILDHOOD IS RUINED
RENEE says: like they do everything
Darly says: (crying emocion)
RENEE says: good thing you're all growed up now
Darly says: NO I'M NOIT
I'm 12 years old and I want to stay a little kid who loves her dolls
And can shut out the rest of the world when she's with them
RENEE says: la la la la
Darly says: I want to have a proper childhood
But that will never happen
My children will be born into plastic agony
And the world will expolde
RENEE says: ya know not every childhood includes over a thousand dollars worth of dolls
Darly says: Yes,
But the first AG's only cost like, $70 maybe less
RENEE says: are any of your dolls PC's (PC is for Pleasant Company, original owner of American Girl)
Darly says: one
wel, teo
Sandy, and niv=cki
NICKI
RENEE says:
you must be really ticked cuz you can't even spell like a cat!
Darly says: yes
And my shirt's all wet
RENEE says: WHAT?
Darly says: I'm crying
RENEE says: real tears?
Darly says: yes
RENEE says: ah hunny don't cry
Darly says: They're pure evil
RENEE says: yes
Darly says: They don't even care about girls anymore
RENEE says: well I guess I don't need that coupon for the personal shopper now
they never did
Darly says: All they want is bukoo bux
RENEE says: yup
Darly says: AG WASn'T ABOUT BUKOO BUX
RENEE says: until Mattel gave them bukoo bux to buy the name
I really think that they're shooting their nose off to spite their face though
opening stores everywhere will make the stores not so special
Darly says: All i want is the remnants of Pleasent company's past
RENEE says: so now I have to buy just from ebay

Darly says: Elizabeth, and Josafina
No,
I may get a few of the semi newer outfits
cuz I like a few of them
RENEE says: lol
Darly says: but then I will go off to some other doll brand
Maybe GBH
They're cute
Soon we'll be abel to buy AG's in target
for 1000000000000 dollars ofcourse
RENEE says:  and Walmart!
Darly says: Yes
And walmart
RENEE says: and KMart
and Smarty Mart
Darly says: Kmart LAYAWAY 
RENEE says: and quickie mart
Darly says: SMARTY MART??????????/
RENEE says: and doobie mart
Darly says: QUICKYMART/
RENEE says: and wookie mart
Darly says: what the
RENEE says: and petsmart
Darly says: Um
As dog toys?
RENEE says: and dingomart
Darly says: for 5000000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars?
RENEE says: and automart
and bippomart
Darly says:  And lemmie gues
Fartmart
RENEE says: LOL

I got her to stop crying over the commercial.  course I still think she wants me to buy her some more dolls.  ugh

3 comments:

  1. ROFL hysterically. Anyway, good for Darly for wanting to enjoy her childhood while it lasts!

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  2. LOL at the real tears.

    I didn't know they'd sold out :( That makes me sad.

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  3. Kinda reminds me of when Kramer took his Pottery Barn catalogs back to Pottery Barn.

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