I got this from Running2ks who got it from Mindy’s and Rach’s: and I see that Rach got it for another site so it's been around, but is sure looks like a lot of fun.
Please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL MEMORY OF YOU AND ME. It can be anything you want–good or bad–BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you’re finished, post this paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON’T ACTUALLY remember about you.
Renee, I remember that time that you invented that time travel machine, and you brought me on its inaugural run. Let me say, of all of the places and times we visited, my favorite part was when we saw that cool Mozart concert. Who knew powdered wigs could keep you so warm?
ReplyDeleteYeah that was fun RTK, but then they ran us off for dancing to the music...who knew that we were supposed to sit there quietly? ~shaking head~
ReplyDeletetoo bad that Darly got her peanut butter sandwich stuck in the flexcapicator and ruined the whole thing! No more time traveling for us...bummer!
Remember that time you and I were traveling in the tiny airplane and we splash landed in the Pacific?
ReplyDeleteIt was cool that the two of us and the pilot made it into that flimsy rubber raft before the sharks came. But, oh, do you remember the endless days and nights, wasting away while waiting for rescue?
Thanks for never telling anyone that we killed the pilot and ate him three days before we were spotted and brought home to safety. It's just better if everyone continues to think he went down with the plane...
OMG! Shhhhh! We aren't supposed to EVER mention that, we could get caught now!
ReplyDeleteFunny how it tasted just like chicken.
do you remember the time we were makeup artists working on the troy movie and had to bronze brad pitt. i was sick one day and you offered to do him all by yourself, it was for the love scene when he was wearing, ummm, nothing but his smile. i noticed later when i saw the movie on the big screen, what a great job you did!
ReplyDelete(and i screwed up by not copying this from the other blog it was on, i had so much fun writing i forget to copy it onto my blog, i'll do it on mine friday, after the thursday 13)
Oh that was a fun day! Brad & I had to take many breaks and I had to touch up the make up quite a few times! Oh Boy! well, he's no boy!
ReplyDeleteI still wonder why he decided to dump Jen for Angelina instead of me. :}
Oh Renee! Imagine my surprise when you showed up on my blog after all of these years! I did not know that this was the *new* name you were using. We did not really mean to get caught up with that group of men but, they were cute and did have money. I remember all of the limo rides that we took and all of the fab shopping we did on Rodeo drive. I thought that we were best friends but then you refused to let me know your *new* name once the trial was over. Tell me this, do they give you a U-Haul to move your stuff and a place to move your stuff too once they put you in the Witness Relocation Program or do they just give you a new name and a map?
ReplyDeleteOh, it's pretty cool. They send over Korean movers ('cuz they can't read or speak english) and have them pack up all your stuff and move it for you. But you have to be very careful. When they first showed up, I had a cup of coffee and the phone rang so I set it down. I came back to my coffee and it was gone. When we got to where they moved us I found my coffee on top of those designer sheets that you gave me. I was so bummed! But I wasn't allowed to tell you my new name so I couldn't share the story with you until now. It turns out that Jimbob was axed in prison and all his gang mysteriously came down with Mad Cow disease so they're all out of commission too. So I don't have to hide anymore. Which all sounds great, but once you're out of the Witness Protection program, they stop paying for your house and they don't move you anywhere cheaper either! Ya got any money I can borrow?
ReplyDeleteSheeze....I am a probation officer now Renee so there is no extra money. Are you talking about those 600 thread count cotton sheets??? Maybe you can just dye them a nice coffee color all over. Are you going to keep *Renee* or will you go to *Trixie*? We could always go back to table dancing. ~sighs~ We made good money back then. I am afraid that they would pay me to keep my clothes on now.
ReplyDeleteI don't know Princess, I don't feel quite like a *Trixie* anymore, ya know what I mean? To me it just brings back too many memories that are better left alone.
ReplyDeleteHowever, you're right that the table dancing brought in some quick, easy and legal money. I'm pretty sure we could get back on at that place on Dale Mabry HWY...or maybe on the Causeway.
The coffee colored sheets are a great idea, and yes (boo hoo) they were the 600 count ones. I've died material with coffee before...wonder what that idea didn't just come to me before.
Duh, Renee! Obviously you didn't think of using the coffee dye because you are still trying to block Juan Carlos and I out of your mind. I am really hurt that you haven't mentioned those carefree years you spent on our plantation in Columbia. I realize you were a little stressed what with the constant guerrilla warefare and the government wanting to conduct secret nuclear testing on our land and all, but that's no reason to forget all about us. Ok, I guess the whole drug cartel invasion thing was a bit unnerving, but times are tough all over!
ReplyDeleteJuan Carlos still calls you La Gringa when we speak of you. Our darling little Renee Jr. would love to meet her namesake.
Oh Rach, that's so sweet that you named your little one after me. I'm so touched, even though she's a dog! She's a cute dog though, however I wish that you hadn't taught her to do THAT trick! My goodness it doesn't look too good for me.
ReplyDeleteYes those years were sweet, but my therapist says that we need to do some work to get rid of the PPSD from all the midnight raids.
Remember that time when, like, you and I were snow angels in the North Pole and the snowmen were all jealous because we could actually fly and they couldn't, so we flew...ahahahahaha...to the Island of Misfit Toys, and organized that Christmas dance, and wow! was that music jumpin'or what? **wipes tear*** Anywho...we came back to Santaland and they had had a surprise party for you (because of your birthday), and we laughed and laughed and laughed.
ReplyDeleteOh wow! That was some party and who knew those toys could dance like that? I was so suprised when the doll started dancing up on the table and then doing lap dances! She must have had too much of the spiked egg nog!
ReplyDeleteI think that I might have melted that one snowman a little bit, but he didn't mind me patching him up ;o)
Renee - Remember that Rolling Stones concert? Nuff said.
ReplyDeleteHummm... musta been free tickets and some heavy stuff 'cuz I totally forget. Maybe that's why it was nuf said? ;o)
ReplyDeleteOh, Barbara. You weren't supposed to mention the Stones concert! We three got into so much trouble! Renee, I'm so jealous that Mick begged you to marry him, and didn't ask me. He still calls me and asks about you... He says that if you ever need ANYTHING, just let him know.
ReplyDeleteRemember that time we met two complete strangers at the beach and went to Tijuana with them to gorge ourselves on lobster and dance the night away?
ReplyDeleteVeronika: Hummmm Me & Mick... yeah! that'll happen and then he'll run off with some other cutie. He's better at dealing with one-niters.
ReplyDeleteBut what about you and that bouncer guy???? He was pretty hot!
Holly: Ya know since then I can't even look at lobster w/o getting sick...I must have had way too much. But I still love tequila...go figure? But then I didn't eat the worm. ;o)